A Bad Taste in my Mouth
Have you ever woken up to find a really bad taste in your mouth? I always wonder... why do I have a bad taste in my mouth this morning... but not any other morning?
It truly is a mystery that science cannot solve. Since it cannot be solved, it is proof of God.
That's what I think anyway... bad taste in mouth = no science of why = only God can put it there
If you need anymore philosophical thoughts, let me know.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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It truly is a mystery that science cannot solve. Since it cannot be solved, it is proof of God.
That's what I think anyway... bad taste in mouth = no science of why = only God can put it there
If you need anymore philosophical thoughts, let me know.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
P.S. Frank Friend Money Tracker Total:
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posted by Frank McBoob at
11:53 AM
3 Comments:
Frankie,
I'm sorry I have been such a louse lately. I've been super busy and didn't have time to catch up on your posts. Every time I came by to peek in real quick I would notice how much you had posted and get intimidated. Today, though, I read all your posts and they were all amazingly awesome.
I'm pretty much 100% positive that a little man poops in my mouth at night. Once I woke up real early and the taste was super bad... like it was still fresh or something. Then later, I found a tiny arm in my teeth when I was flossing.
Plus, it would explain why my dad is always telling me I have a shit-eating grin on my face.
W_McCrapney
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Anonymous, at 10/02/2005 11:23 PM
McCrapney,
It's okay. I understand about being busy. I got so busy yesterday I forgot to eat. Then my body ate my liver to survive.
I'm okay now, but MAN that hurt.
I think I've seen your grin before... and unfortunately, your dad is right.
Sincerely,
Frank McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 10/03/2005 11:38 AM
Bridget,
That's nasty.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 10/03/2005 11:39 AM
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