Urgent Weather Alert

I have an urgent weather alert to pass on to all readers. Typhoon LONGWANG is threatening parts of Asia. If you are in the path of LONGWANG, get out of it. You can not withstand LONGWANG. LONGWANG is too big and strong for you.

Seriously.... This is not a joke... I would not joke about a typhoon named LONGWANG.

Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob