A Great Thing Happened Today
A great, awesome, and wonderful thing happened today on my way to work.
As you might know, President Bush of the United States of America told everyone to conserve energy yesterday in a press conference. Well, even though I'm currently living in Alberta, I thought... "eh, I've got to sneeze." Then, after I sneezed, I thought, "Now my nose is running like hell." So, I blew my nose and then thought "What was I thinking about?" Then I remembered and thought, "I know I don't live in the USA, but I'll conserve energy too."
So, in response to President Bush, I turned the light switch off on my way out the door. I usually leave it on for my dog, Snuffulufugus. I then jumped into my Hummer and proceeded to goto work.
What great thing happened you ask? Well, I found a Canadian quarter (equal to roughly an American nickel) on the seat of my hummer when I crawled inside it. Sweet.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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As you might know, President Bush of the United States of America told everyone to conserve energy yesterday in a press conference. Well, even though I'm currently living in Alberta, I thought... "eh, I've got to sneeze." Then, after I sneezed, I thought, "Now my nose is running like hell." So, I blew my nose and then thought "What was I thinking about?" Then I remembered and thought, "I know I don't live in the USA, but I'll conserve energy too."
So, in response to President Bush, I turned the light switch off on my way out the door. I usually leave it on for my dog, Snuffulufugus. I then jumped into my Hummer and proceeded to goto work.
What great thing happened you ask? Well, I found a Canadian quarter (equal to roughly an American nickel) on the seat of my hummer when I crawled inside it. Sweet.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
P.S. Frank's Friend Money Total Tracker:
$8.96
posted by Frank McBoob at
11:12 AM
1 Comments:
Why thank you for the compliment anonymous...
I think you suck though and if you every post on my blog again about losing weight by drinking some nasty tea, I will hunt you down and use rusty pliers to pull out every piece of your chest hair. And if you're a woman, I will pull all your teeth out with the same rusty pliers.
Thanks for commenting though.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 9/27/2005 11:22 AM
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