Tired
Sometimes when you are tired you start seeing things that really aren't there. For example, this morning when I was driving to work, I saw a person standing in the middle of the road, so I slammed on my brakes. It wasn't a person at all!! It was a giraffe. Let me tell you... I'd rather have seen a person.
So, anyway, I pulled out around the giraffe and continued on my way... and look right in front of me I saw a civil war soldier. I was like "Frank... don't slow down... that civil war soldier isn't there for real, you're just super tired." So, I kept goin. Then WHAM.
Ooops. It wasn't a civil war soldier... it was actually Abraham Lincoln. AND I KILLED HIM.
Please keep this a secret.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
So, anyway, I pulled out around the giraffe and continued on my way... and look right in front of me I saw a civil war soldier. I was like "Frank... don't slow down... that civil war soldier isn't there for real, you're just super tired." So, I kept goin. Then WHAM.
Ooops. It wasn't a civil war soldier... it was actually Abraham Lincoln. AND I KILLED HIM.
Please keep this a secret.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
posted by Frank McBoob at
2:42 PM
4 Comments:
Frank?
Dude?
Abraham Lincoln has been dead for a long long time. If it was actually him you hit, I wouldn't worry about it. He was already gone.
W_McCrapney
By
Anonymous, at 10/08/2005 10:46 AM
Are you sure it wasn't just a guy with a long beard and a hat?
By
Mighty Dyckerson, at 10/09/2005 7:41 AM
Doubt it... He was reciting the emancipation proclamation and debating Douglas when I ran him over.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
By
Frank McBoob, at 10/09/2005 2:20 PM
Yeah, but did he have sex with any slaves?
(Or was that Thomas Jefferson?)
By
Mighty Dyckerson, at 10/09/2005 9:06 PM
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