Sponsored

I'm trying something new. Perahps this won't work, but we'll see. I have a friend who is a meteorologist in a small city and he doesn't make the billions of dollars I do here in Canada. (However, a billion in Canada, is like a million in the states... or something like that.) So, I was like, ya... I can help him out. I can sponsor Frank U. McBoob: The Life. Then I will give all the proceeds to him.

I called him and told him the news.

"Hey Friend.." I said.
"Hey Frank." He said.
"I thought of a f'ing brilliant idea."
"What??!?! What!"
"It's called Sponsored Frank."
"What does that mean? Is it one of your crazy ideas where you buy a package of hot dogs and write ads on them with a sharpie and try to sell them on the street corner?"
"No.... but you have to admit... that was a good idea."
"No... it wasn't."
"No Sponsored Frank has nothing to do with hot dogs."
"Oh... Are you going to sell your forehead to that internet casino to get a tatoo on it?"
"No. It has nothing to do with my forehead."
"Your butt?"
"Err... No."
"Chest?"
"No. Wait wait wait..."
"What?"
"Sponsored Frank. I will sponsor my blog and then give you all the money it makes."
"Really? You'd do that for me?"
"HELL YA!"
"Yippee" he said.

And there you have it. So, I plead with you to click on all the links when you come to The Life... because my friend needs the money. He doesn't even have cable he's so poor...

Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob