Frank U. McBoob: The Life

12/21/2005

Long Story Short

Apologies to McSweeney's and Zhubin Parang, but I just have to tell you this story... I just don't have much time.

Yesterday, I'm in the supermarket getting some cabbage, beef, gnochi, and pancake mix. Anyway, I see one of my best friends looking at the tortilla shelf picking them up, smelling them, and putting them back down. I walked over and asked her what she was doing and apparently, if you smell tortillas you can tell whether they are fresh or not. So, I start picking up the tortillas and giving them a good whiff. Anyway, long story short, my underwear got stuck in the truck's pistons and I had to run home naked.

Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob

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