Frank U. McBoob: The Life

12/08/2005

FYI

I love toast. I especially love it with peanut butter on top. I especially love it even more when it's tasty wheat toast with peanut butter on top. And I love natrual style peanut butter. I love mixing in that oil at the top (It makes me feel like I created my own peanut butter). And I love the American Roofing System. And most of all, I love you, Felicity VanGluteus.

Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob

posted by Frank McBoob at 11:25 AM

10 Comments:

  • you need a little honey on that toast

    By Blogger RevRee, at 12/08/2005 5:11 PM  

  • bridget, don't talk about her like that!

    revree, I don't like to sit on my toast. It gets messy. And please don't call me honey in this public forum.

    Sincerely,
    Frank U. McBoob

    By Blogger Frank McBoob, at 12/08/2005 8:43 PM  

  • Bridget, you're the only whore around these parts.

    I like jelly on my penis butter.

    By Blogger Mighty Dyckerson, at 12/08/2005 10:03 PM  

  • I think the Green-Eyed Monster has posessed Bridget.

    I'm glad I'm not Felicity VanGluteus.
    I don't want Bridget mad at me.

    Frank, think long and hard about moving to St.Louis. Everyone has the Blues in St. Louis.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 12/09/2005 10:04 AM  

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    By Blogger RevRee, at 12/09/2005 5:20 PM  

  • Dyck, what about peanut butter on your monster?

    By Blogger RevRee, at 12/09/2005 5:21 PM  

  • ooohhh SCANDALOUS!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/10/2005 5:27 PM  

  • bridget said...
    mighty - i'll be your whore

    Bridget, my dear, this could be the beginning of a BEAUTIFUL friendship...

    By Blogger Mighty Dyckerson, at 12/10/2005 10:10 PM  

  • bridget, we've always been friends. Do you have a crush on me and your jealous of Felicity?

    scarlet, are you serious about St. Louis? Everyone is depressed? I'm pretty depressed right now (don't have a left foot anymore)... so I don't want to goto a city where everyone is also sad.

    mighty, you can have bridget. She's mean.

    Sincerely,
    Frank U. McBoob

    By Blogger Frank McBoob, at 12/11/2005 11:43 AM  

  • I like the mean ones, McBoob.

    Bridget, if you were here right now, I would do unspeakable things to your body.

    By Blogger Mighty Dyckerson, at 12/11/2005 5:33 PM  

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