Itchy Feet
Man... last night, I awoke in the middle of the night and my feet itched like crazy.
I lay awake for a couple hours just itching them, because that's what I thought it called for. Eventually, I put moisturizer on them and that helped a little. I was finally able to fall back asleep.
Anyway, this morning I wake up, and I apparently scatched my entire left foot off. And my right foot? Perfect. It feels like a million dollars.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
I lay awake for a couple hours just itching them, because that's what I thought it called for. Eventually, I put moisturizer on them and that helped a little. I was finally able to fall back asleep.
Anyway, this morning I wake up, and I apparently scatched my entire left foot off. And my right foot? Perfect. It feels like a million dollars.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
3 Comments:
I head Aspercreme works well
At least thats what the slogen says "Does it work? You bet your sweet Aspercreme"
By RevRee, at 12/13/2005 8:59 PM
Sounds like that would be painful.
Heading aspercreme?
However, I'll give it a shot.
If it works, I'll say "Sa-Weet Aspercreme!"
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
By Frank McBoob, at 12/14/2005 12:37 AM
I HEARD!!!! Damn typos!!! Grrrrrrrrowl!
Let me know how it works!
By RevRee, at 12/14/2005 12:52 AM
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