Snuffulufugus Update
Well, last night Snuffulufugus had a pretty bad night. I had to take him to the vet's office in the middle of the night. His swollen butt, got a little too swollen. I'll leave it at that, without going into any more details.
Anyway, he's got his new halloween costume. He's not a big fan of it. I call it "Snuffulufugus from Outer Space". However, I can tell by his look he calls it "Snuffulufugus wou
ld Kick Frank's *** If He Didn't Have This Big Stupid Bowl Strapped To His Neck." In response I ask him whether he's got any good radio stations he's picking up. At that point he just shows me his raw rear-end and walks away cussing.I tried to tell him, it's for his own good, but he won't listen to me.
Everyone pray for the mutt... and please do not be alarmed by the above picture, which I found while doing research on Snuffulufugus's new head strapped satellite dish.
Even Snuffulufugus thought that that was funny.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
posted by Frank McBoob at
11:07 PM
9 Comments:
I thought I had gotten rid of you Anonymous. It has been weeks since I have heard from you... I just want you to know that I still hope you roast in hell while getting every (i mean every) hair pulled out on your body.
God doesn't like spammers.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 10/29/2005 11:27 PM
Dude
Sorry I haven't been too responsive to your posts lately. I feel for Snuff. Tell him I hope he gets better soon, but until then, I hear it helps if he stares at the sky for hours as it rains (snicker). Good luck on your other mails!
-W
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Anonymous, at 10/30/2005 5:08 PM
McCrapney,
I understand that you're busy. I heard you found a lady... I also remember that one time you had a journal and you discussed how busy you are in law school, because you had to get 100% on everything. I told Snuffulufugus about your joke and he got way pissed. Also, never call him Snuff...that pisses him off too.
Bridget,
Snuffulufugus would eat that hampster alive. I'm serious.. he really would.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 10/31/2005 3:26 PM
dadog,
I'm worried about that. I'm considering pet therapy for when he fully recovers physically, but might still be emotionally scared.
I'm also thinking about making him sit outside looking into the sky and use him as a candy bowl tonight for the trick-or-treaters.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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