Eating Glue
Yesterday I ate glue. I've never done that, not even when I was in the second grade.
However, I must say. It actually tasted pretty darn good. Sure sure... There are stereotypes when it comes to glue eating, but stereotypes are just very rude. I am completely normal and if I want to eat horse's hooves... then let me! okay?!?
Anyway, if you'll excuse me... I need to go pick my nose.
(HA! You guys totally believed that I was going to pick my nose! Cause you were like, "Well, he does eat glue... so he must be going to pick his nose. Well, you'd be totally wrong! I was never going to pick my nose... you guys are just horrible human beings for just assuming! HORRIBLE!)
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
However, I must say. It actually tasted pretty darn good. Sure sure... There are stereotypes when it comes to glue eating, but stereotypes are just very rude. I am completely normal and if I want to eat horse's hooves... then let me! okay?!?
Anyway, if you'll excuse me... I need to go pick my nose.
(HA! You guys totally believed that I was going to pick my nose! Cause you were like, "Well, he does eat glue... so he must be going to pick his nose. Well, you'd be totally wrong! I was never going to pick my nose... you guys are just horrible human beings for just assuming! HORRIBLE!)
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
posted by Frank McBoob at
3:38 PM
4 Comments:
Frank,
I normally don't comment, because I don't want to be one of those obsessed "Fans" that stalks you...as I am sure you have many of...
But today, I noticed that nobody has posted. And I think it's rude. I am sure it is solely because of their newly discovered information about your glue-eating...surely they are judging you. I am sorry about that.
I think you are awesome, and I think I am going to start eating glue to be more like you.
---An admiring fan
By
Anonymous, at 10/20/2005 11:46 PM
Why don't you step up and try some JB Weld or Liquid Nails? It'll rock your pathetic little Canadian world.
By
Mighty Dyckerson, at 10/22/2005 7:09 AM
I think they should come up with different flavors of glue! Like Cherry and Grape! Mmmmmm
By
RevRee, at 10/22/2005 3:13 PM
Anonymous,
Thank you for the glowing report. Luckily, I think people figured out they were judging me and came out of the wood work.
How was the glue?
Mighty... I've tried that. It made me constipated.
RevRee... Awesome idea... I wrote Elmer's and told them.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
By
Frank McBoob, at 10/24/2005 1:23 PM
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