Ties & Suits

Has anyone ever thought about ties before? Seriously... what's the freaking point of a tie? Who came up with this stupid idea. Everything else you wear at least has some type of purpose.

Underwear - Extra protection and layer to protect the McBoob jewels. (I wear tighty whities... and so does Snuffulufugus... just fyi.)

Shirt - Covers man boobs and keeps you warm.

Undershirt - Provides extra protection for manboobs.

Pants - Covers legs and provides extra protection for McBoob jewels.

Shoes - Makes sure your feet don't get cut up with glass and dirty narcotic needles.

Socks - Makes your feet a little less stinky by absorbing sweat, which you can discard into the clothes hamber. Socks are also good for... nevermind.

Watch - Tells you what time it is and reminds you that someday you will die.

Tie - ??!?!??

No purpose. It's just hanging there with absolutely no purpose at all. I think they're stupid, yet I'm forced to wear one. When it comes to men's clothing, you should not have to wear anything without an explicit purpose. Basically, I blame this all on the women. However, I still love them... in a strictly sexual way.

Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob